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	Comments on: Five Dollar Donkey King	</title>
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	<link>https://www.donkeysdraw.com/2009/03/five-dollar-donkey-king/</link>
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		By: Bam-Bam		</title>
		<link>https://www.donkeysdraw.com/2009/03/five-dollar-donkey-king/comment-page-1/#comment-53379</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Bam-Bam]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 16:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Well done Sir!

The issue the other day degenerated from me simply trying to get that azz to acknowledge his tendancies to tap the glass in a rather rude way. His &quot;tapping my mother&quot; comment, was just shear brilliance on his part.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well done Sir!</p>
<p>The issue the other day degenerated from me simply trying to get that azz to acknowledge his tendancies to tap the glass in a rather rude way. His &#8220;tapping my mother&#8221; comment, was just shear brilliance on his part.</p>
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		By: Breeze81		</title>
		<link>https://www.donkeysdraw.com/2009/03/five-dollar-donkey-king/comment-page-1/#comment-53319</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Breeze81]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:40:14 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Congrats, Nice Win!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats, Nice Win!</p>
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		By: muhctim		</title>
		<link>https://www.donkeysdraw.com/2009/03/five-dollar-donkey-king/comment-page-1/#comment-53298</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[muhctim]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:54:38 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Good job!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Good job!</p>
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		By: PirateLawyer		</title>
		<link>https://www.donkeysdraw.com/2009/03/five-dollar-donkey-king/comment-page-1/#comment-53297</link>

		<dc:creator><![CDATA[PirateLawyer]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 20:34:12 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Congrats. Always nice to go back to the well and find it&#039;s still a pot of gold.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Congrats. Always nice to go back to the well and find it&#8217;s still a pot of gold.</p>
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		By: StB		</title>
		<link>https://www.donkeysdraw.com/2009/03/five-dollar-donkey-king/comment-page-1/#comment-53296</link>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:05:28 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Nice win!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Nice win!</p>
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