I’m a geek.

I suck up free wi-fi like a mo-fo.

I go to restaurants with the kids. They watch Spongebob quietly while we wait. My life is good.

I can contact you in ways that you can only dream of. All of my IM’s work. I can even do VoIP.

I view your web page as you designed it. My browser is just that good.

I watch Techzilla because I’m just that geeky.

I don’t screw around removing the DRM from my iTunes downloads because, damn it, my phone will play them anyways.

I know have 3rd party apps on my phone. I’m playing poker, networked, vs real people. I’m a degenerate and a geek.

Enjoy your CrackBerry.

I don’t need people skills. I just whip out my iPhone and people love me. I’m cool and a geek. :-p