How a lot of people spent Saturday night
Poker April 5th. 2008, 10:25pm* Sit down at PC
* Fire up Full Tilt Poker
* Go take a piss
* Come back, only to find that FTP isn’t connecting
* Try again
* FAIL
* Fire up 2+2 to see what’s going on
* Read 25 pages of posts regarding FTP’s latest outage
* Write a Troll post to 2+2
* Fire up PokerStars
* Respond to people calling them out for their Troll post on 2+2
* Lose a buyin on Stars because they’re tilting from the responses of their responses on 2+2
* Write a fictional post on 2+2 saying they were at the final table of a large guarantee tourney on FTP, and wonder aloud what will happen with the payouts
* Lose another buyin on Stars
* Place a bet for a dime on the Tarheels on BoDog
* Watch the Jayhawks thump the Tarheels…
while…
* Simultaneously losing three buyins on Stars
* Blame their tilt on the Tarheels
* Write another troll post on 2+2
* Rub one out to the latest Lindsay Lohan nude pictures
* Check 2+2 to see if FTP is up again
* FAIL…in life that is
This wasn’t the way my night went, but after looking at the posts on 2+2, I’m positive there’s someone out there who had a similar evening to the above description. Me…I enjoyed the basketball games, and relaxed.
Memphis is my pick -5 points…sorry Peaker.
April 6th, 2008 at 7:03 am
You had me till the Lindsay Lohan reference. I know some people have sick fetishes, but really, that’s just too disturbing.
April 6th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Perhaps you should change it to Courtney Love, or Brandi Hawbaker. Yeah, that’d be better.
April 6th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Yep, pretty disappointed in FTP. I never did hear happened.
Memphis is going to tough to beat. I think the 5 pts are safe.
April 6th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
It’s cool. I’d probably pick Memphis too if I were unbiased. But Memphis has not faced a defense like ours before. It should be a great game, but we’re going to have to play very, very well to win.
You know, like we did against UNC.
April 7th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Do you have a web cam on Drizz?
Where did you get this information